May
14
A man married a woman who was older than him. But he did not know her exact age. The marriage lines read she was thirty eight. However from the wrinkles on her face, she looked like older.
No matter how the groom interrogated the bride insisted her age on the paper.
Late that night, when they were about to go to sleep, the groom said,
“Can you please go to cover the salt jar, or the rats will eat up the salt in it?”
The bride said,
“It’s funny, I’ve never heard of such thing for sixty eight years.”
