A scholar woke up early in the morning, he talked to his servant girl,
“Did you dream about me last night?”
His servant denied,
“No, master.”
The scholar got angry and accused her,
“How come? Clearly I dreamt about you last night.”
A husband bought a picture of Taoist priest instead of door-god. His wife blamed,
“A door-god is supposed to hold sword, knife in hands with devils looking. That’s what ghosts are frightened. However the Taoist priest in the picture looks benign.”
The husband explained,
“Don’t say like that, don’t you know nowadays those who look like kind and gentle often act viciously.”
The snakes were forced to move away because their marsh was going to dry up soon. However It was difficult for them as they need to cross a highway where they could possibly be caught by people.
A small snake suggested to a large one,
“You’d better carry me on back, we hold each other’s tail in mouth. By doing this, when people see us, they would think we are god.”
Finally, the two snakes scared away everyone in their way and successfully crossed the highway.
A wife gave birth to a baby when she had been pregnant for merely seven month. Her husband was very worried about his son could not grow up probably. However some one comforted him that,
“It is not a problem. By the time my grandfather was born, my great grandmother had only been pregnant for seven months.”
The husband’s eyes sparkled and asked further for details,
“Well, did your grandfather grow up anyway?”
